Ode to the Commodeby S.V. FarnsworthWhen you’ve got real diarrheaIt’s a backward explosion,Confetti farts into the fiesta bowl.Yep, sometimes the commodeIs your only friend.Happy New Year!

Flash Fiction Contest Loserby S.V. Farnsworth  I've never written Flash Fiction before. To be honest, I didn't think I could do it at all, but here's the losing entry I submitted to Janet Reid, Literary Agent's blog contest. Tell me if it stinks like peanut...